Terms

Last updated 4 November 2026

The short version: the games are free, they are satire, and tips are a thank-you, not a purchase.

The games

The Press Secretary and The Brand Account are free to play in your browser, with no account. They are satire. The reporters, aides, companies and events in them are made up, and no real person's words are quoted as their own.

Tips

Tips are voluntary. A tip doesn't buy anything: no goods, extra content or account comes with it, and the games stay free either way. Tips are paid through Stripe.

Tips are not refunded, except one sent by mistake (for example, twice, or the wrong amount). If that happens, reply using the contact details on your Stripe receipt and we will refund it.

Sharing

You're welcome to share your ending, your story card and links to the games.

If something goes wrong

We look after the site, but it is a small project and it may sometimes be down, change, or stop. The games are offered as they are.